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Roach Stompers. Now, the jump is called
a herky, not a jerky.

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Exciting news, girls!

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We're going to the Maryland Regional
Chairlating Championship!

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I know

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I'm hard on you girls, but I want you to
know it's

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all out of love.

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That's so sweet.

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Freshies give the best tugs.

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All that baby fat, you're just so soft
and squishy.

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Sometimes in the past, you can feel all
by yourself.

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But I have a partner, but I can't tell
no one else.

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Gonna isolate yourself when there's
nobody.

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it's been a bad influence on you.
Remember he made you get that S curl?

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That's why you gotta wear a hat all the
time.

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But I just hope he's over that bad habit
of inappropriate touching.

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Yeah. What's in the way? How long has it
been?

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Oh, forever, man. What's up, dog?

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Oh, ah.

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See, you, uh, haven't changed a bit.

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You know, it's nice to see you two are
still tight. Oh, yeah. We're tighter

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handcuffs on a rapper's wrist.

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You still singing any chance you get?
Oh, I just pressed another album.

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I've got a bunch in my trunk.

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Ooh.

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Do you guys remember the group we had
back in high school?

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Remember? Man, I put it together.

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Midnight Gold.

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We were so cool with our names shaved
and our heads.

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You know, they're hosting an open mic
contest here.

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How about a reunion?

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Get the whole group together.

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Me? Do an amateurish open mic contest?
You know, all the old groups we competed

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against in high school are going to be
here.

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The Red Light.

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No. Orange Thunder.

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What? The Butterscotch Boys.
Butterscotch Boys.

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Those chumps.

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I say we do this.

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Midnight Gold is about to go a side of
gold.

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You're going to have to pick a new team
captain. But you need me to lead the

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team to victory.

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No, you need an ambulance to lead you to
surgery.

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Now pick someone or I will.

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Oh, really?

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I pick... I pick Brianna.

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Wait, hold up for a minute there. I
thought she said Brianna.

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She did.

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Wow, Brianna.

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Tiffany, are you sure?

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leadership abilities, and the girls love
her.

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She's just an adorable little moppet.

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Then I guess it's you, Brianna.

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The first freshman to make captain.

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Since me.

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Tiffy, I am your best friend. According
to the cheer code, I should be captain.

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I'm sorry, Angie, but this has nothing
to do with cheerleading. This is just

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plain old play, Hayden.

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Now, Brianna flirted with my boyfriend,
and she hustled her way onto this team,

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remember? Now, by making her captain,
she'll mess up, and then I'll be rid of

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Miss Brie Brie once and for all.

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Rihanna, you're team captain. I am so
jealous.

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Girl, I can't believe it either. But
trust me, I'm going to be way nicer than

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that skinny, stuck -up Tootie wannabe.

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goes getting back together.

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It's midnight, though, and Brianna's not
here.

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Yo, Flex, listen, I have a couple of
ideas to help us win this contest. Oh,

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already on it, dog.

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Check this out, y 'all. Let's do one of
our old songs.

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Line up, line up. All right, all right.
What are we singing?

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Our original cover to the classic Tender
Love. All right. What about something

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more current? You know, the crowd tends
to like songs they can sing along to.

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Hmm.

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Nah.

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Come on, you can't hang out.

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Here I lay all alone Tossing, turning,

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longing for some of your tender love

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Brianna, it's almost four o 'clock and
half the squad is

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not here.

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What are you going to do about it?

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Nothing.

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Like Bobby Knight.

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Loud, pushy, and punishable by law.

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I'm more like Phil Jackson.

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Soft -spoken, smooth, and very well
-dressed.

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No, that's Tito Jackson.

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Why don't you sing lead until he gets
you? I don't know, fellas.

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I'm kind of shy.

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from singing lead.

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Hello!

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Hey, guys, I'm sorry I'm late. Something
came up at the station, but thanks for

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covering for me. But I see you guys are
all warmed up, so let's really rehearse.

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Come on. Uh, Flex, what do you think
about Dwayne on lead vocals?

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Nah.

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Well, I think I speak for everyone here
when I say we'd rather have Dwayne than

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lead.

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Nah.

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He doesn't speak for me. I'm very happy
here in the background. Just... Come on,

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D. You're a great front man.

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You're a natural.

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Hey, hey, Howard Hewitt. I'm the leader
of this group.

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Come on now. Flex is right. Let him sing
lead. But you're better than him.

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Oh, ooh. No, no, no.

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Just different.

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See, I'm Michael. He's Jermaine.
Sometimes I'm Janet, but never Latoya.

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First of all, I'm the one who created
this group, and I'm Michael.

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You know, the real reason we broke up in
high school is because we all thought

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Dwayne should sing lead.

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Mm -hmm.

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I say we take a vote.

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Who wants Dwayne to be our front man?

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Oh, that's three to two, Flex.

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Well, that's just three, because Dwayne
and I quit.

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Right, D? Come on.

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Uh, yeah, Dwayne.

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Are you sure you want to do that?

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Uh, no.

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What do you mean you say no?

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You're supposed to be my boy. You're
supposed to always have my back. But

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instead of Dwayne being back there...
Oh, what's that?

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A big, fat knife.

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Man, you're supposed to be my boy and
have my back.

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But my back getting kind of cold because
no one's ever back there.

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You know, you guys work this out.

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Give us a call when you're ready to
practice.

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Yeah.

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Man, I can't believe you play me like
this.

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Have you forgotten the neighborhood
code?

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Flex is always right.

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Man,

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you were standing right there when they
asked me to sing lead. I was just as

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surprised as you were.

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Yeah, but you had the opportunity to say
no, but instead you said, he's

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Jermaine, I'm Michael, I'm sometime
Janet, but never Latoya.

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Man, what?

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What, you just want me to fade into the
background like I've been doing all my

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life?

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Fading for my father.

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Fading for my uncle.

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Girl child ain't safe in a house of men.

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Every time your feelings get hurt, you
go quoting some movie line.

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Man, I've been two steps behind you all
my life.

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That's because you always needed me in
front of you, defending you.

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How many times did I keep you from
getting your butt kicked?

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Man, I never asked you to.

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It just made sense.

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I mean, you had that mutant growth spurt
at 13, and I've seen it at a more

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sensible height.

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The point is that you're just mad
because I'm good at singing lead, and

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stepping down.

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Well, you know what?

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you can step by yourself because we're
no longer friends and you're fine as

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Brianna's godfather.

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Until you do right by me, everything you
even think about is going to crumble.

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Well, since we're quoting movie lines,
Fredo, you're dead to me.

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Take that. Shut up. What? Does it hurt?
Does it hurt? You want some of this,

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Dwayne? How about this?

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Want some? Hi, Dwayne.

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Get up, shorty. Dad,

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can I talk to you?

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They made me captain of the
cheerleaders, and they're not respecting

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want to know about respect, huh?

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Respect ain't earned. You got to go out
there, and you got to take it.

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Learn from the greats. I tell them to
hunt.

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Genghis Khan.

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Tanya Harding.

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You know what? Forget about all my
problems, okay?

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Because yours are obviously much bigger.
All right?

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Come have a seat. Tell BriBri all about
it.

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Excuse me.

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That might have been Dwayne on the
phone. He left five messages.

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I told you never to speak that name in
this house.

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I'm surprised you would let something as
minor as...

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Leave for some old tired group come
between you and he whose name shall not

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spoken.

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You're being petty.

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I am not.

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You know what, Father?

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Once in the fourth grade, my friend
Dolly was a seat wetter.

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And once she sat in my seat and then
didn't tell anybody.

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And then I sat in the same seat.

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Everybody thought it was me.

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And they all started calling me Brianna,
Piana.

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The point is, Dwayne wouldn't pee on
your seat. You know.

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I see someone wasn't in the sixth grade
with Dwayne. You know.

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Gee, looks like you're the captain of a
big old nothing.

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your boyfriend likes me. Like I said
before, I can't turn all this off, okay?

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Now watch me work.

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Uh, excuse me. You all are 20 minutes
late. That's five demerits, and I drop

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give me 10.

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Oh, I know the freshie isn't telling me
to do something.

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I need to be more like you.

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Yes, yes, like a professional.

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No, no, like a witch.

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I checked around.

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I called two priests, a nun, and a
street preacher. Only God can fire me as

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Brianna's godfather.

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You didn't apologize.

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Just hurry up.

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Look, man, I've been trying to talk to
you for days.

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You don't take my calls. You don't
return my emails.

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You're worse than half the women I try
to go out with.

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You better stop showing up at my job,
too. And what is with that shirt?

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Look,

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man, since you're already here, why
don't you just say what you got to say,

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Look, we've been friends for years.

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And in all that time, it's always been
Flex and Dwayne, never Dwayne and Flex.

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It's cold here in your shadow.

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I just want my chance to shine.

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And what movie is that from?

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It's a loose interpretation from
Beaches, but that's not the point.

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The point is this.

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I've been your friend for as long as I
can remember.

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And I sure hope our friendship isn't
based on you always being in the

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and me always drifting somewhere in the
background.

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That's from Yento.

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Thank you.

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Flex isn't coming.

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Just come out there and sing your heart
out, man.

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Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands
together for Midnight Gold!

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Man, what you doing, dog? You got it,
man. Sing lead. I got your back.

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You got the key.

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Oh, baby.

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Take me where you want to be.

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Just look and you'll see.

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Love the house.

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You got the key.

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It's what I used to do.

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They deserve to win.

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Yeah.

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I like that background singing. She's
kind of cute.

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I like to leave things kind of tight
with her.

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I love her smile.

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I really do.

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Love you too, Netta.